Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Asians.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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