- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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