- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

God is real.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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