There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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George W. Bush

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Alchohol.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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