A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

the redsox

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Knock knock.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

your no better than a cockroach

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's big and purple? Barney

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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