- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A bar walks into a man

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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