- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

God is real.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??