What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Nobody cares maddie!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops