- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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