- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock i have diarrhea

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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