- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

that wall over there ->

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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