- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.