Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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