- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Justin with a hat.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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