- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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