- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

a person who will soon die of beeties

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

that wall over there ->

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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