what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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lewis=cardiac

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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