If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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