Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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stinky boner

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learn. advance!

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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