Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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T u r n i p s

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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