- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Jordan is pregant

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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