- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Ebola

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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