- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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