- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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