- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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