- Anti Joke

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

hard cheese

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