- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Ms Leong Sux

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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