- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A midget walked under a bar.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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