What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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