- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Knock Knock No solicitors

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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