- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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