- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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