- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

why am I writing this...im bored

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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