- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally