How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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