knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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hey hey apple

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Anti Joke

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