- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Knock Knock The doors already open

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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