- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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