- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Andoni was here

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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