what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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