what is the world worst joke? this one

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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read this sentence again.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Racial Equality

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