How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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