Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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