what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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