- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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