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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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