What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Mahmy

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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