your so fat. your fat!

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Why? Why not?

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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