what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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school homewrok

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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