So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

This is a joke.

knock knock who's there? faith

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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