- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Stop me if you heard this one before.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

roak

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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