- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Flowers are colors Love me

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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