- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

No it doesnt..

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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