an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Burp

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Good job, son.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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