- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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