A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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