3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Knock Knock. Doors open

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Justin's life

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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