- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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