- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what's up? my penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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