- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

123 f*ck off

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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