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Whats 1+1? The answer!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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