Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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eoin burgin is fat

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Male leadership.

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