- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Connor is homosexuaI

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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