what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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