Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Small Penis.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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SHUT UP JP

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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