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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Tall asians

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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