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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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