- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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