Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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matt is fat

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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