What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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