- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

justin beiber sucks

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

9/11

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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