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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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