- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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