- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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