A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

what looks like a banana? a penis

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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