What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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