- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

So a bar walks into a man...

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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