- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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