- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What rhymes with milk...milf

a. why? b. because

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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