what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Penis

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your mom.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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