- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

A bar walks into a man

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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