Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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