Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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