Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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