- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

I had friends on the Death Star.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one