What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

The Morman Religion.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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