- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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