- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Knock knock, COME IN!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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