- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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