- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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