- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

this last joke was a correction to the other one

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