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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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