Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Manchester City

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

XD Jackass.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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