Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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