- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's the new green? Green

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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