how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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sucks Syntax...

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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