- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A van drives into a car.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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