- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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