How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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