- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

so...um, yeah

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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