- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

black chicken. kfc

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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