why dont they make black forks

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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