Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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