I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

So a bar walks into a man...

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

The queen having a shit

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Turkeys are obese

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Anti Joke

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