- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

So a bar walks into a man...

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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