Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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