Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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