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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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