- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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