Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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can you touch your toes? no

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Anti Joke

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