What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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