- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What did the sign say? It said slow down

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