- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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