- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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