- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

why does the man appear fat he is

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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