- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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