- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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