- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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