Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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