- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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