Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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