- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A van drives into a car.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Poker face

Refridgerator.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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