- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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