- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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