What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What is the difference?

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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