- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A van drives into a car.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

I have a really funny joke.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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