- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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