- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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