When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Obama lin Baden.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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