- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Santa isn't real

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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