What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A black man walks out of a police station

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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