- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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VITAMIN C!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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