how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Andoni was here

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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the NAACP

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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