- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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