Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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