- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

I like school Said no one ever.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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