- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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