Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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