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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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