- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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