- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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