- Anti Joke

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.