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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

I have a really funny joke.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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