- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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