2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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