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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Obama lin Baden.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase