- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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