- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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