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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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