- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Happy Monday!

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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