- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Dyslexia ruels!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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