- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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