Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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A house comes around the corner.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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