A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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salad days!

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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ask me if im a door yes

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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