- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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