What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Man U

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Katy Perry

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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