- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Okay.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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