- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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