Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

penis. nuff said.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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