- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

this website is a bad joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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