- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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