- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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