how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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i like turtles

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Cancer.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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