A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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No soup for you!

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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