In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Weaner

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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