- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

knock knock? come in

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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