- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

I'm Polish.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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