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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Katy Perry

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Drew Knowles is gay

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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