What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

You are joking right?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

batman farted so hes retarded

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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