Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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this website is a bad joke

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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