white or wheat? wheat please.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

alert('The Game')

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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