Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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