- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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