- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A dancer walks into a barre

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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