- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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