What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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